the year according to tumblr

january: post halloween candy hangover

feburuary: couples halloween

march: almost halloween

april: almost halloween

may: almost halloween

june: almost halloween

july: almost halloween

august: almost halloween

september: basically halloween

october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA

november: still halloween

december: halloween for jesus

Gf: babe come over

Me: I'm eating garlic bread

Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home

Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese